Elroy "The Lump" Chump

Two months ago I found a lump on the left side of my neck just below the jawbone. I went to the doctor to have it checked out, and after a series of blood tests and a CT Scan, plus taking a sample of the cells inside, the docs want to cut it out. Sounds like a plan. This journal is my way of keeping track of what happens.

I have decided to name the lump Elroy and have every intention of kicking Elroy's fourth point of contact! (For Non-Paratroopers, that's his gluteus maximus).